Me and the fabulous Rowan Atkinson

Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, London 25 June 2009

Me and Jerry Springer

Cambridge Theatre, London 3 July 2009

I met David Essex (again)

23 April 2009, Wycombe Swan

Chris Tarrant

My Millionaire Moment!!!!!

I was at a recording of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' on Tuesday 1 May 2007, the last in the present series.

Anyway everytime I go to a recording the warm-up man Ray asks if anyone fancies Chris Tarrant. I've never put my hand up before but this time I put it up in record time and Ray said 'that was quick'.

He then asked me if I really fancy Chris and I said 'yes'. So he said when he tells me to at a suitable break in filming will I stand up and shout at Chris 'Chris Tarrant you are the father of my child'. I said I would. Chris was still back stage at this point.

He made me practise my line. I stood up in front of the whole audience and shouted it out!!!! I got a big clap and cheer!! All I had to do now was wait for a break in filming and for Ray to give me my cue!!! I was nervous but I couldn't wait to do it either!

Anyway during a break Ray said to Chris someone wants to tell you something so I stood up and shouted as loud as I could CHRIS TARRANT YOU ARE THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!!!

Chris came over to me looked at me a few times and said 'yeah I think I probably am' then added 'I told you to take the morning after pill'!!!! I was in heaven and shaking like a leaf by now!!!

Then during little breaks in filming Chris mouthed to me 'I love you' and he kept waving and pretending to rock a baby in his arms!!!!!!

It was just a bit of silly fun but I was absolutely thrilled and it rates alongside being soaked by Chris in The Cage on the Tiswas Reunited special.

Me and fellow Manc The Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr!

Me and Mark Ronson

I met both Mark Ronson and Johnny Marr outside the Royal Festival Hall in London on 14 June 2009 after the amazing Plastic Ono Band gig! It was such a thrill to see Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon perform together!!! Brilliant!

I met Chas n Dave

Broxbourne 12 June 2008

Me and Jack Ellis

Peter Pan, Theatre Royal Windsor, 8 December 2008

Me with the gorgeous Jack Ellis (Bad Girls, Coronation Street....)

Me and Leslie Grantham!!!